BOCA RATON, FL—Claiming that owning the weapon would teach him about responsibility, local 8-year-old Dylan Ellis made an adorable presentation to his parents Tuesday about why he needed a gun to kill his classmates. “Mom, Dad, as you can see, I do all my chores and I get good grades, so I more than deserve to have my… ... Read More
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